You are sitting in your living room in Colorado and you're bored.You decide to check your email. [[Go to your computer]]You called you're parents in excitement but they just told you there is no way for you to get to Wisconsin. They do not have enough money to pay for the college. [[Continue]]You go get a job as a bartender in Denver. You make enough money to get a bus ticket to Wisconsin and find out you can get a better job in Waukesha but you would have to pay for rent and leave your girlfriend a year early. [[start packing]] [[keep working]]You start packing and realize there is no way you can fit all of this stuff on the bus. You can go work for a little longer and buy stuff when you arein Waukesha Carroll, or you can downsize. [[downsize]] [[work a little longer]]You stay at your job and love it there. It is right next to Colorado University and you can go there and keep your job. But remeber that you love Caroll more than any other college. [[Go to Carroll]] [[Stay in Colorado]]You house sit for a couple of days and decide to throw a big party. Everybody shows up and starts (text-style:"rumble")[stompping] shaking the floor. [[continue to party]]The floor soon breaks and now there is a huge hole in the middle of the floor. You kick everyone out and start debating weither you should fix it or tell your neighbor what happened. [[Fix it]] [[Tell your neighbor]]You don't know how to fix it in time and your neighbor comes home. She doesn't pay you and Carroll finds out what happened. You were expelled and fired from your job. You now live under a bridge. The EndYour neighbor understands but she is not going to pay you. You can house sit next week but there is now cameras in the house. [[house sit again]]You are sitting on the couch and your friends heard you were house sitting again. They show up with abunch of people and liquor. [[cover the camera and party!!!]] [[tell them to leave]]Everyone gets super drunk and starts paying you for the liquor even though you didn't buy it. Your neighbor sees on the camera that you are partying but you made $500. [[go to college]]Your friends barge in and start parting anyways. The neighbor sees this on the security camera and calls you to tell you "you're fired". [[trash the house]] [[kick everyone out]]You are jobless and do not have a college degree so party your ass off because it's going to be the last night you're gonna have fun for a long time. [[party your ass off]] Congratulationgs you made it to college! Your girlfriend decides that she is going to go to your school next year and you can still get married. Enjoy your time here and learn some stuff!You find out that you are able to afford a three person apartment but you need to live with two dirty and gross roommates. [[Still go]] [[Stay at work]]You decided to stay and one night, while you are working, you hear the CEO of Pepsi talk about highering a taste tester. You ask him if you could be the tester and he says "sure why not". He tells you to get in his car to go to the factory. It seems kind of creepy and you don't know if you want to go or not. [[Go with him]] [[Stay at work]]You died of alcohol posioning. Congrats you played yourself. While you're dying you think of all the stupid decisions you made and how you should've made the right choices instead. [[you're dead]]You died :( RIP 1999-2018Hey Ben! You just got into Carroll University! We are excited to see you come to Waukesha. [[Call your parents]]Carroll is your dream school and you have been wanting to go there since you were five years old because of their cross culture expirence. You're girlfriend doesn't want you to go because you were going to get married after graduation. You decide you are going to pay for Carroll yourself. [[Start saving money]]You start packing and are going through the list, your future neighbor messages you and asks you to house sit for them while they are gone the first weekend and some days in the week. This is a perfect oppertunity to get some extra cash. [[House sit]]You are now a buffalo. You love the school and everyone at it but Boulder is a very expensive place to live. You want to get another job but no one is hiring. You overhear your neighbor say that they need a house sitter. [[...]]You decided to go to Carroll and your girlfriend thinks you can make it work. You get there and get a nice job working at public safety on campus but school hasn't started yet and you could use some extra cash for spending money. Your neighbor is going out of town and needs a house sitter. [[go house sit]]You tried to kick everyone out and they didn't leave. Now you are depressed and want to drink alcohol. [[Get Drunk|party your ass off]]You house sit for a couple of days and decide to throw a big party. Everybody shows up and starts (text-style:"rumble")[stompping] shaking the floor. [[Continue to party]]The floor soon breaks and now there is a huge hole in the middle of the floor. You kick everyone out and start debating weither you should fix it or tell your neighbor what happened. [[Fix it]] [[Tell your neighbor]]You are known for destroying houses when the owners aren't home. You can get in a lot of trouble if you get caught. Do you still do it? [[Hell ya!|House sit]] [[Hell no]]That is a good decision. You find out they had cameras in the house and you would most definitely get caught. But you still need cash. Where do you go look? [[Downtown]] [[On campus]]You can't find a job that you like but you did find a male entertainer job for bachorlette parties. [[Take the job]] [[No thanks]] You get a job that pays towards tution so you can spend some of the money you make at the bar! If you stay at this job for all four years you get a nice job when you graduate. [[Skip to graduation]]You made it through college and have a nice job already lined up. You propose to your girlfriend the second after you graduated!!You are set for life and will forever be a buff! [[Sko Buffs]]Sko Buffs!You get in the car and soon realize that this was a trap. He is actually a sex trafficker for male entertainments. [[go with it]] [[try and stuggle]]You stay at work and get enough money to pay for school you are really excited and decide to buy your plane ticket early. [[go to college]]You are now a male entertainer! you realize that you make a lot of money and you actually like what you do. You soon drop out of college and make a good living for yourself. The EndThat was the only job available and you have no moeny to pay for your living. You soon drop out of school and work at a Wendy's. You make minimum wage and your girlfriend dumps you for a richer man.You decide to just let it happen because struggling will make the situation worse. A guy comes by and offers to buy you and promises that you will get paid. [[Take the job]]You struggling makes the guy in the car, who took you, mad and pulls out a gun. He shoots you in your knees and you bleed out and die. The End.